1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:33,666 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:47,133 (COMPUTER KEYBOARD) 5 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,066 (CROAKING) 6 00:01:54,466 --> 00:01:55,533 (LEONARDO) Done! 7 00:01:55,700 --> 00:02:00,166 With a black eye, a white car and five red roses. 8 00:02:01,133 --> 00:02:02,633 But let’s take it from the beginning. 9 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:06,266 (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 10 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:17,033 (IN TUSCAN ACCENT) Come on, kids, the second shift is starting. 11 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:21,133 Today we have corn pie and quick Baltic fish. 12 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,166 - What is it? - Polenta and salt cod. 13 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:25,433 - No dessert? - Nothing, blondie! 14 00:02:25,566 --> 00:02:28,700 Sister Adriana got colic and didn’t make the tiramisu. 15 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:32,233 Are you new? Here’s another one who worked in textiles. 16 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:36,266 - Leonardo Giustini from Wi-Fi? - Wi-Fi Web On Line! 17 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,566 That’s a bit long for a publication name. 18 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:41,333 Your rosaries aren’t exactly short either! 19 00:02:42,566 --> 00:02:45,433 (AMUSED) They told me you were quite a joker. 20 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:49,066 Why don’t we go into the little dining room, so we can talk more comfortably? 21 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,433 The little dining room, of course, good Lord! Always be praised! 22 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,633 (MONSIGNOR) He eats with appetite. 23 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,766 - First I have to try it, then review it! - Right. 24 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:03,466 As I was saying, we funded with great satisfaction 25 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,400 the development of these canteen apps, 26 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:10,400 because for us the satisfaction of the believer is fundamental. 27 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:14,000 This canteen app thing works. 28 00:03:14,133 --> 00:03:17,766 On my way here it showed me two: this one and one in San Donnino. 29 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:20,566 Is that one a canteen by reservation? 30 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:25,733 Yes, that one is by reservation, because it is an experimental canteen 31 00:03:26,066 --> 00:03:27,433 for the rich poor. 32 00:03:27,566 --> 00:03:29,333 (INCREDULOUS) For the rich poor. 33 00:03:29,433 --> 00:03:31,433 Yes, a sort of private room. 34 00:03:31,566 --> 00:03:34,300 Do you mind if I record our conversation? 35 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,066 Not at all, the Church has no secrets. 36 00:03:38,233 --> 00:03:42,033 (IRONIC) You have more secrets than an episode of Twin Peaks! 37 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:43,466 A few little secrets. 38 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:47,133 Do you know how many views one of my articles gets? 39 00:03:47,266 --> 00:03:49,466 - How many what? - Views! 40 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,300 Views, clicks! 41 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,366 One of my articles, in a month, gets three million views! 42 00:03:56,633 --> 00:03:59,200 Three million? One of your articles? 43 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:00,500 (LEONARDO NODS) 44 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:04,100 My goodness! It’s true: nothing pulls like a meter of fiber... 45 00:04:05,633 --> 00:04:07,266 Monsignor! 46 00:04:07,466 --> 00:04:09,166 (LAUGHTER) 47 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,533 - I won’t write that one down. - I went too far. 48 00:04:13,033 --> 00:04:14,566 (APPLAUSE) 49 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:19,100 (ALL) ♪ Happy birthday Yolanda Happy birthday to you! ♪ 50 00:04:19,366 --> 00:04:22,233 (EXCITED SHOUTS) 51 00:04:22,366 --> 00:04:24,200 Speech! 52 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:25,766 Okay! 53 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:30,233 I thank my mother for bringing me into the world. 54 00:04:31,466 --> 00:04:33,233 Riccardino, who always puts up with me. 55 00:04:33,366 --> 00:04:34,666 (LAUGHTER) 56 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,633 Giovannino, who is my nail-polish dealer. 57 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:42,366 Speaking of dealers: this cake is addictive! 58 00:04:42,466 --> 00:04:45,400 Aunt Mirella, thank you for making it again this year. 59 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,300 (ALL) Well done, Aunt Mirella. 60 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,166 And then Dad! 61 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,400 Who gave me a wonderful present, 62 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,533 even though I still have to figure out how it works. 63 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:54,666 (LAUGHTER) 64 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:58,533 - Dad! Geolocate yourself! - Here I am! 65 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:02,100 Your latest article made me a bit angry. 66 00:05:02,233 --> 00:05:05,333 We digital natives don’t talk like that. 67 00:05:05,433 --> 00:05:08,633 So: “Bye-bye, I’ll block you, double tick and ban you!” 68 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:10,400 (ALL) Ban Dad! 69 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:14,466 (IN TUSCAN ACCENT) I’ve never understood anything about this internet stuff. 70 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,400 There are too many of you, thank you all, all of you! 71 00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:23,466 - Who are you? - The gardener. 72 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,400 - I didn’t understand. - The gardener! 73 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,433 Go on, gardener, go get the cake. 74 00:05:34,766 --> 00:05:38,400 This year again, she thanked you sixth. 75 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,600 - Fifth. - No, sixth. 76 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:44,133 After the nail-polish pusher and the junkie pastry aunt. 77 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,033 She put you in the group of “all, all of you.” 78 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,400 Listen, Admiral! 79 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:53,166 Aren’t you going back to live in Naples? 80 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:57,233 I wish! Should that happen, come and visit her more often. 81 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:01,066 I’ll have your room ready for you, a Phlegraean Tuscan farmhouse. 82 00:06:01,266 --> 00:06:04,466 - What are you two saying? - Nothing, love. 83 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,766 For you, “ex-love”! 84 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:10,600 Anyway, Leo, Yolanda is right: I found that article banal. 85 00:06:10,733 --> 00:06:13,166 Fabiola, you found Las Vegas banal. 86 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,000 Maybe because I was with you. 87 00:06:15,133 --> 00:06:17,100 (LAUGHTER) 88 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,266 Fabio, you got a bargain getting together with my ex! 89 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,266 I like them rough. 90 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,100 This one will sandpaper your balls. 91 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,600 - Shall we go see my purchase? - Another one? 92 00:06:30,733 --> 00:06:31,666 Of course. 93 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,400 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 94 00:06:35,733 --> 00:06:37,566 LEONARDO: Nice, nice. 95 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,366 Is it new? 96 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,066 I got it from a failed museum in Apulia. 97 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:48,000 They also threw in a spiked mace and five hundred Cellina olives. 98 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:51,666 I digest the spiked mace better than the Cellina olives. 99 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,533 Remember, you have to write me that article about my invention. 100 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:56,633 I told you, Fabio, 101 00:06:56,766 --> 00:07:00,433 the Middle Ages don’t even get me 500 views. 102 00:07:02,366 --> 00:07:05,566 - Views? - 500 clicks. 103 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:07,466 One per olive. 104 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,100 There’s one thing I don’t understand. 105 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:18,400 How many gigs does it have? How do you skip from the first track to the last? 106 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:23,466 With your little finger, you put the needle on the little groove. 107 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,733 (LEO) Next year I’ll give you glasses too. 108 00:07:27,066 --> 00:07:28,366 Speaking of glasses... 109 00:07:28,466 --> 00:07:30,366 - Riccardino? - What about Riccardino? 110 00:07:30,466 --> 00:07:32,033 Tell me something. 111 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:34,733 You never tell me anything about your heart. 112 00:07:35,066 --> 00:07:37,400 Let’s go out one evening with Riccardino, shall we? 113 00:07:37,566 --> 00:07:39,633 Since when have you ever cared about Riccardino? 114 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,066 You care that he doesn’t buy a scooter and take me around on it. 115 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:48,533 Am I wrong, or lately you and I can’t find the groove either? 116 00:07:48,666 --> 00:07:51,433 Lately, the conversation doesn’t really take off, 117 00:07:51,566 --> 00:07:53,633 but it’s not my fault. 118 00:07:54,066 --> 00:07:55,433 - Look there. - Where? 119 00:07:55,566 --> 00:07:57,400 (YOLANDA) Next to the pens. 120 00:07:57,500 --> 00:08:00,100 (POP MUSIC FROM THE RECORD PLAYER) 121 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:01,533 A pregnancy test. 122 00:08:01,666 --> 00:08:04,300 - Two lines. - Pregnant! 123 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,100 - You? - Me? No way! 124 00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:12,100 It’s a test to see how well parents know us. 125 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:14,566 You ask me if I’m pregnant? You don’t know me. 126 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:17,100 - How should I know? - Journalist! 127 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,366 Are you staying for dinner with us? 128 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:23,200 No, I have to go home and work. I have to do an interview. 129 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:28,600 They’ve invented an app to find prostitutes by GPS. 130 00:08:28,666 --> 00:08:32,100 Great! Call the article “app-stitutes”! 131 00:08:32,233 --> 00:08:33,400 (LAUGHS) 132 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,566 There you go. 133 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:38,333 (“MILANO E VINCENZO” BY ALBERTO FORTIS PLAYING) 134 00:08:49,766 --> 00:08:51,600 Let’s recap, then we’re done. 135 00:08:51,733 --> 00:08:55,066 You get a message from the app with the client’s address. 136 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:59,000 (STAMMERS) And directions for the fastest route to take. 137 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:03,000 The client can leave a comment under your profile 138 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:05,400 or just leave a rating. 139 00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:08,433 Yes, a sort of review. 140 00:09:08,733 --> 00:09:11,533 - With what? - What do you mean? 141 00:09:11,666 --> 00:09:17,566 Restaurants have forks, cinemas have stars, 142 00:09:18,066 --> 00:09:19,533 what do you have? 143 00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:24,400 - We have potatoes and a satellite dish. - Potatoes and a satellite dish? 144 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:27,400 Now, I can imagine the potato, but the satellite dish? 145 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:32,266 The satellite dish means the girl receives everything: 146 00:09:32,633 --> 00:09:37,533 Rai One, Rai Two, Hunting and Fishing, Rete Quattro... 147 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,500 all the channels! 148 00:09:39,633 --> 00:09:43,566 All the channels! Let’s say, “open smart card!” 149 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:47,300 - She tunes into everything, like me! - Congratulations, miss! 150 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:52,766 Satellite dish means a complete girl 151 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:56,133 who offers every service. 152 00:09:56,500 --> 00:10:00,633 Did you bring the card machine, so I can pay you 153 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,000 with the newspaper’s credit card and put you on expenses? 154 00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:03,466 I didn’t bring the card machine. 155 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,166 You should have told me earlier and I would have let you swipe that too. 156 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,433 Nothing got swiped at all! 157 00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:13,633 And besides, “satellite dish”, the signal wasn’t even touched! 158 00:10:13,766 --> 00:10:15,200 (INTERCOM) 159 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:16,433 Excuse me. 160 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,133 (INTERCOM) 161 00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:23,233 Good evening! 162 00:10:23,366 --> 00:10:26,666 Question: are you digital terrestrial or satellite dish? 163 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,233 I have a cold. 164 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,766 (48) Pretty! Is she staying with us? 165 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,600 The young lady was just leaving. The article is finished! 166 00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:39,633 Now I know more about punters than even they know about themselves. 167 00:10:39,766 --> 00:10:41,566 I brought you a fresh spring roll. 168 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,566 - Better not. - Good boy. 169 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:47,300 - Do you want it? - No, I have the little potatoes. 170 00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:49,266 - What? - Long story. 171 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,600 (SPLASHING AND LAUGHTER) 172 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,533 Is that the pool that flew over from the garden next door? 173 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,166 Yes. 174 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,600 - Aren’t you giving it back? - No. 175 00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:01,033 Why? 176 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,433 Because I’m an asshole, you always tell me that too. 177 00:11:03,566 --> 00:11:08,133 You are an asshole, yes! Do you think it’s normal to call me “48”? 178 00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:11,733 Love, in the neuron census, that was the verdict. 179 00:11:12,066 --> 00:11:13,766 (BURSTS OUT LAUGHING) 180 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,033 Exactly. 181 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:24,466 I told my father you call me that. 182 00:11:24,766 --> 00:11:29,633 He says you went too far: he says I’m no more than thirty-six! 183 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,566 You tell your dad that we see each other? Why? 184 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:38,400 Too intimate? Are you afraid of becoming family? 185 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:43,066 Relax, he knows we’re not engaged. 186 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,466 I know too that we’re not engaged. 187 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,266 So what are we? Let’s hear it! 188 00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:53,033 - What are we? - Are we fuck buddies? 189 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,633 Don’t say that word! 190 00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:57,433 Don’t say “fuck buddies”, don’t say “apericena”, 191 00:11:57,566 --> 00:12:00,233 don’t say “good but not great”, I hate them, you know that. 192 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:03,666 Okay, I won’t say it, so what are we? 193 00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:06,133 We’ve been seeing each other almost every week for a year. 194 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,566 (48) What are we? 195 00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:11,500 Now I’ll tell you. 196 00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:17,566 Almost. 197 00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:20,166 (LEO) We’re like a lighthouse in the middle of the sea. 198 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:25,166 The lighthouse has a light. The light is there, the light turns and isn’t there. 199 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:29,600 Then the fog arrives and covers the lighthouse. 200 00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:33,433 The seafaring wanderer arrives and says: “There was a lighthouse here.” 201 00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:38,233 The lighthouse is there. The fog covers it and the wanderer doesn’t know, 202 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:43,500 even though something seems to tell him that the lighthouse isn’t there. 203 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,466 Instead, you and I are that lighthouse. 204 00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:55,133 You and I are there even when it seems we’re not there. 205 00:12:58,033 --> 00:13:00,233 Fuck you and the lighthouse! 206 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:04,700 (48) Some lighthouse, you’re a speed camera. If a woman runs too fast with you, you flash her! 207 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:08,466 I even came by taxi to bring you a fresh spring roll. 208 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Lighthouse, my ass. 209 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,600 (SOFT MUSIC) 210 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:22,700 (LEO) Sorry, lighthouse passing through. 211 00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:26,133 Lighthouse coming through. 212 00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:33,700 I like it, 48, when you get angry, I like it too much. 213 00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:37,066 You look like a little cat in heat. 214 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,400 (IMITATES A CAT) 215 00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,700 (IMITATES A CAT) 216 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,600 (LAUGHS) 217 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:56,200 Lighthouse, let’s go back inside, or the little cat will get her fur wet. 218 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,400 (LAUGHTER) 219 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,566 (INTERCOM) 220 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,433 (INTERCOM) 221 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,566 Leo. 222 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,066 - Leonardo! - What is it? 223 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,633 They’ve been ringing for five minutes. 224 00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:14,100 If they’ve been ringing for five minutes, 225 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:18,300 then either they’re musicians, or you should go open the door, no? 226 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:22,500 (INTERCOM) 227 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,433 (EMBARRASSED) Good morning! 228 00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,766 Is Dad here? I’m his daughter. 229 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,566 - Yolanda? - Is today Sunday? 230 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,266 You’re the one in the picture frames! 231 00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:41,500 Yes, but now I’ve come out of the frames and I’m here. 232 00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:43,633 - Of course. - May I come in? 233 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,166 Of course, please! It’s your home! 234 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,466 What a lovely surprise! 235 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,500 Is Dad here? 236 00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:56,166 Little Yolanda! Sunday! Tennis! 237 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,066 Hi, sweetheart, have you introduced yourselves? 238 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,600 - No! - Her name is? 239 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,233 - Ginora. - Ginora! 240 00:15:03,366 --> 00:15:06,366 He never remembers my real name, he calls me “48”! 241 00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:09,033 Enough with that hand. Yes, I call her “48”, 242 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:12,466 she’s a friend of mine, she came to visit me, but now she’s leaving. 243 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:14,566 Did she come by in her underwear? 244 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:18,700 You came by in your underwear, you boiled turnip! Now she’s leaving in her underwear. 245 00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:22,233 - What a lovely family reunion! - What fucking reunion... 246 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,266 - Cappuccino in the garden! - No cappuccino in the garden! 247 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,100 - Come on. - No cappuccino in the garden. 248 00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:32,166 I’ll make it with the machine I gave him! 249 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:35,400 It’s still in the box, he’s never used it! 250 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,433 (ANNOYED) Why are you bringing that up? I don’t have pods! 251 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:43,166 I’m sorry, sweetheart. She’s leaving now. 252 00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:47,033 Why? It’s the first time in six years I’ve seen you with a woman. 253 00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,166 Stop it! 254 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:52,233 I know nothing about your heart. Let me meet her, let’s all go out together! 255 00:15:52,366 --> 00:15:54,666 She’s just a friend and now she’s leaving. 256 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,500 - Friend, let’s say fuck buddy. - Don’t say that word! 257 00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:01,566 - I hate that word. - You hate it. 258 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:05,066 Loneliness plays nasty tricks. Maybe she’s the right one! 259 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,433 The right one? Come on, be quiet. 260 00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:12,033 - Ginora, can you play tennis? - I played competitively for three years! 261 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:15,233 Yes, but you don’t have the gear to play. 262 00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:18,466 I’ll go to a shop and buy everything I need. What’s the problem? 263 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,633 She’ll go to a shop and buy everything. She’s filthy rich. 264 00:16:21,766 --> 00:16:23,633 - She’s filthy rich? - Yes, filthy rich. 265 00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,466 At least she has something going for her. 266 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,533 Why do you call the filthy rich lady “48”? 267 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:32,266 (SHOUTS) Found a pod! 268 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,333 - (48) Found a pod! - See? 269 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:37,033 The neurons. 270 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,266 You used to call Mom’s ex-boyfriend that too. 271 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,233 He had about a hundred. She has forty-eight. 272 00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:43,566 He took a census. 273 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,766 You’re supposed to take the coffee out of the pod, right? 274 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,000 Ginora. 275 00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,200 (YOLANDA) Ginora. 276 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,133 Ginora. Forty-eight! 277 00:16:58,466 --> 00:16:59,700 Point? 278 00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:03,633 I haven’t served yet! You shouldn’t stand there, you should stand there. 279 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,766 - If I go there, you’ll hit me! - I won’t hit you, it’s the rule! 280 00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:08,466 If she tells you, go there! 281 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:12,266 Sorry, I play creative tennis. 282 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,633 Who is she? 283 00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,133 Who’s winning? 284 00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:19,566 We haven’t started yet. Before, we were just rallying. 285 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,700 The famous rallying! 286 00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,433 Cute. 287 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,433 Here I go! 288 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:27,566 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 289 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,133 Mine! 290 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,266 At least turn off your phone. 291 00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:35,000 Sorry, she’s creative. 292 00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:37,300 Dad, tell me, quickly. 293 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,266 Come on, quickly, Dad! 294 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,233 Another fine coming? 295 00:17:41,366 --> 00:17:43,366 What more can I do than have my license revoked? 296 00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:44,666 Burn it! 297 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,633 I can’t talk, I’m in the middle of a match! 298 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,166 - Match! - Bye. 299 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,366 Sorry! 300 00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:54,300 Another fine coming. I’m a shareholder in the municipality! 301 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,466 It was out. 302 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,400 These speed cameras are very strict! 303 00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,500 Have you seen the photos? We all come out blurry! 304 00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:04,266 - May I? - Of course, what are you waiting for? 305 00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:15,566 (THEY CHEER) 306 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:19,100 Great shot, well done! Fifteen-love! 307 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:22,000 Sorry, little break! I have to go to the bathroom. 308 00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,633 The cappuccino got things moving! 309 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:29,233 (YOLANDA) Ginora, you’re really good. You could make a living from tennis. 310 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,133 (48) If only I had the time! 311 00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:35,266 (LEO) You don’t do a damn thing from morning till night! 312 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:38,133 (48) Here I am, I’m back. 313 00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:41,266 So hot! 314 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,133 Does Forty-eight live here? 315 00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:46,433 Forty-eight is also the millions her grandfather left her. 316 00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:50,733 Did you see the fridge at my place? She gave it to me for my name day. 317 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:55,466 Having your license revoked is very convenient. They drive you left, right and center. 318 00:18:56,133 --> 00:19:00,000 Yolanda, elbow a little higher for the backhand. 319 00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:02,133 Bye, grumpy face! 320 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,700 We’ll update each other very calmly. 321 00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:07,166 With your dad, making plans more than half an hour ahead 322 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,666 means “long-term planning.” 323 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,100 And if he plans long-term, he stops breathing. 324 00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,533 You’re the Forty-eight, not her. 325 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:20,066 Now you’re going to tell me she’s the right woman for me. 326 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,766 - (GARDENER) Good morning, Ginora! - She’s pure. 327 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,666 - I won six-love. - I’m glad to hear it. 328 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,766 Here, take it to your son. It’s new. 329 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,400 Who knows when I’ll play again, I don’t have time. 330 00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:31,066 Thank you so much! 331 00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:35,500 (SWEET MUSIC) 332 00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:47,400 Okay, let’s put Forty-eight on standby, 333 00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:50,466 but all your other girlfriends, what was wrong with them? 334 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,533 - Shall we eat at Nappino’s? - You left them all. 335 00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:56,166 No! Fioretta left me. 336 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,666 No wonder, you had got my mother pregnant! 337 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,266 (SOUND) 338 00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:05,066 One was boring, another jealous, and another always looking for a fight! 339 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,033 - And what were you like? - Thin, I was thin. 340 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,200 - Do you know what Mom says? - What? 341 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,600 She says the flaws you find in others are actually your own. 342 00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:19,566 You’ve had plenty of chances, but you’re the one who’s no good! 343 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:25,733 Yolanda, I was someone else. If I could go back, I’d be more patient, 344 00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:29,233 I’d know how to appreciate them. They were all good girls. 345 00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:32,500 Now, if I could go back now! I’ve changed. 346 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,533 But enough, come on! 347 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:41,233 If you’ve changed, call these exes back! One of them will be right, won’t she? 348 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:45,400 I had left Riccardino too, then I gave him a second chance. 349 00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,766 (YOLANDA) At fifty, you’ve thrown in the towel. 350 00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:48,766 Oh God... 351 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:52,400 You used to play guitar, and now basil grows inside it. 352 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:56,033 You enrolled in chess school and went five times. 353 00:20:56,166 --> 00:21:01,266 Actually, sweetheart, I only went four times. 354 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:11,000 (ANNOYED) The coffee machine will go back in the box for the next twenty years. 355 00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:12,533 Oh God, this coffee machine. 356 00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:15,466 I don’t have the pods! 357 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:21,266 That’s exactly the point. Some people have pods and some don’t! 358 00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:24,533 That was a good one. 359 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,500 - You don’t do anything for anyone anymore. - Not even for you? 360 00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:30,666 Not for me, not for yourself. And not even for Mom. 361 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,133 When we spent six years in Naples with Fabio, 362 00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:34,400 you should have stopped her. 363 00:21:34,533 --> 00:21:36,266 - Is that all? - No! 364 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,666 From tomorrow, throw out the organic waste every day, 365 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,400 because Mrs. Coscia thought you were decomposing. 366 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,166 Enough with these spring rolls and that old car of Grandpa’s! 367 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,400 Every now and then, take the white one, the normal one! 368 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,500 (LEO) I must say, Yolanda, that despite being really young, 369 00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:55,400 you have a remarkable spirit of observation. 370 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:58,633 Exactly, Dad, well done. I’m fifteen. 371 00:21:58,766 --> 00:22:01,633 You talk to me and see me as if I were still seven. 372 00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:05,700 (SIGHS) You’ve always told me this seven-year-old thing too. 373 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,633 Since we’re saying things, 374 00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:11,233 for two years you’ve promised me we’d go skydiving. 375 00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:16,000 You know how much I care about it. Have you ever taken me? You’re never ready! 376 00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:18,400 (OVEN TIMER) 377 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:26,533 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 378 00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:15,500 Hello, Grandma? Yes, everything’s fine. 379 00:23:16,066 --> 00:23:20,033 Do you remember the names of Dad’s girlfriends? 380 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,433 Yes, I want all of them! 381 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,466 (YOLANDA) I’ve changed. 382 00:23:29,766 --> 00:23:32,033 Let’s try again. 383 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,333 (MESSAGE SENT NOTIFICATION) 384 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,233 (CROAKING) 385 00:23:56,466 --> 00:23:59,700 Breakfast, I’ll make you breakfast. 386 00:24:00,633 --> 00:24:05,033 Little machine, standing still, 387 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:08,700 tell me where you’re going. 388 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,133 Here it is. 389 00:24:23,566 --> 00:24:26,333 (PHONE NOTIFICATIONS) 390 00:24:30,733 --> 00:24:33,433 - Good morning! - Mrs. Coscia. 391 00:24:33,566 --> 00:24:37,200 My nephew’s pool flew away again. Have you seen it? 392 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:40,566 - It must have flown into the organic waste bin. - Meaning? 393 00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:42,466 Nothing. 394 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,366 If I see the pool pass by, I’ll tell it you were looking for it. 395 00:24:46,533 --> 00:24:49,466 (IN NEAPOLITAN DIALECT) You like joking. 396 00:24:50,766 --> 00:24:54,300 (LEO) When I’m pissed off, I like joking. 397 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,700 (BENEDETTA) “Your late repentance is an unexpected gift, 398 00:25:09,033 --> 00:25:11,000 let’s meet tomorrow.” 399 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,666 (ELETTRA) “Okay, let’s try again. Come to the faculty, you know I work there?” 400 00:25:21,566 --> 00:25:24,733 Benedetta, Elettra... who looked them up? 401 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,400 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 402 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,500 So, Dad? 403 00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,733 Yolanda, assuming you have one, 404 00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:52,166 can you tell me what your brain was thinking, sending messages to my exes? 405 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,533 You said it: “if I could go back.” 406 00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:57,400 I understand, but those are things people just say. 407 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,500 You say too many things just to say them. 408 00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:01,666 How did you find them all? 409 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,233 Today, if you have a first and last name, it’s impossible to escape the web. 410 00:26:05,366 --> 00:26:08,366 I understand, but who gave them to you? 411 00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:11,266 I was with some of them before you were even born! 412 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,666 Not me, but Grandma was born. She’s your hard drive. 413 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,066 - She remembers all ten. - Now what? 414 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,733 Now let’s see if you have the pods! 415 00:26:19,066 --> 00:26:22,200 No bluffing! I want a selfie for every meeting! 416 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:25,100 (FAST-PACED MUSIC) 417 00:26:26,466 --> 00:26:30,100 (SLAMS PHONE) 418 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,400 Your beard has softened. 419 00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:44,033 Not just that! 420 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:46,266 Sit down. 421 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:53,466 As I was saying, you find me in a moment of great harmony with myself. 422 00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:57,100 That’s why I immediately agreed to see you after so long. 423 00:26:57,266 --> 00:27:01,400 In fact, I see a light in your eyes I had never seen before, 424 00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:02,700 a great serenity. 425 00:27:03,033 --> 00:27:05,700 I must say, Benedetta, you are still beautiful. 426 00:27:06,033 --> 00:27:09,466 I was praying to Our Lady when I received your message. 427 00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:12,533 - You didn’t send it to me. - No. 428 00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:14,166 She sent it to me. 429 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,766 (TRAGIC MUSIC) 430 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:21,533 (EMBARRASSED) What exactly do you do here at Villa Fiorita? 431 00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:24,266 I explained it to you: I do everything! 432 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,500 I take care of the refectory, the treatments, the maintenance. 433 00:27:28,633 --> 00:27:31,333 For four months I’ve also been doing sexual assistance. 434 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,600 - Meaning? - I masturbate disabled people. 435 00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:38,600 People who cannot live their sexuality. 436 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:45,300 - You’re doing the right thing. - Do you want to help me? Once a week. 437 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,000 You could come. 438 00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:51,666 - On Thursdays, for example. - Thursdays, I’ll think about it. 439 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,366 Instead of going to the gym, I’ll come here. 440 00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:58,333 That message of yours, Leonardo, is a clear cry for help. 441 00:27:58,433 --> 00:28:02,566 - I wasted no time and summoned you. - Do you work here? 442 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:06,066 This isn’t work. This is giving yourself to others. 443 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,233 Giving yourself, right. Do they pay you? 444 00:28:09,366 --> 00:28:11,366 No! They give me expenses. 445 00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:13,400 A little expenses payment. 446 00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:17,366 Benedetta, did you take vows? Are you a nun? 447 00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:23,333 No! I simply turned my passion into my mission. 448 00:28:24,666 --> 00:28:26,333 And you? 449 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:33,133 For a while in my life, I turned depression into my transgression. 450 00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:37,300 - Did you succeed? - No, I didn’t. 451 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:45,333 - What is it? - “Now we sleep together again.” 452 00:28:47,033 --> 00:28:50,400 - Is that what you thought when you came here? - Yes! 453 00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:55,266 - Well, no. - Sorry, I had an impure thought. 454 00:28:56,366 --> 00:28:58,433 (NUN) Benedetta? Am I interrupting? 455 00:28:58,566 --> 00:29:00,566 - No! - Will you take care of Formisano? 456 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:04,100 Yes, Benedetta will take care of him. Go ahead, Sister Amanda. 457 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:07,700 Speaking of which, Sister Amanda, are the new suppliers already in the refectory? 458 00:29:08,033 --> 00:29:11,433 Yes, they’re waiting for someone to sign for the delivery. 459 00:29:11,566 --> 00:29:13,500 Can you come? 460 00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:16,466 - Yes! I’ll step away for a moment, do you mind? - No! 461 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:21,100 I do! Benedetta. 462 00:29:33,033 --> 00:29:34,666 Are you the replacement? 463 00:29:35,666 --> 00:29:38,166 No, no replacement. 464 00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:41,433 - Did you take the tram? - To come here? 465 00:29:41,566 --> 00:29:45,400 (IN NEAPOLITAN ACCENT) I took the tram, all right. The tram in the face. 466 00:29:45,766 --> 00:29:49,733 They changed the direction of the roundabout and I didn’t know, the 65. 467 00:29:50,066 --> 00:29:52,666 The tram number got stamped on his chest. 468 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,733 By coincidence, I’m 65% disabled. 469 00:29:57,300 --> 00:30:01,166 From that point of view, it would have been better if you’d taken the 6. 470 00:30:04,066 --> 00:30:06,600 Apart from the fact that the 6 doesn’t pass here, 471 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,600 it wouldn’t have been worth it. I’d get less money. 472 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,600 That’s true. 473 00:30:11,733 --> 00:30:15,066 Anyway, I came to say hello to Benedetta. 474 00:30:16,033 --> 00:30:18,300 Benedetta has a lovely hand, delicate. 475 00:30:18,766 --> 00:30:22,400 Sister Amanda is delicate too, even though she’s chubby. 476 00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:26,566 - Do you use the service? - Six times a day. 477 00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:31,733 - (INCREDULOUS) Six times a day? - Six times. 478 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:35,333 Not even when I was fifteen, six times a day. 479 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,366 I have to do it. The doctor prescribed it. 480 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,466 Six times a day? 481 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,033 Six Neridrol injections a day. 482 00:30:44,533 --> 00:30:46,666 Sorry, I misunderstood. 483 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:51,500 I don’t know if you know, but in this institute, they touch you. 484 00:30:52,133 --> 00:30:55,400 - They rob you? - No, they touch you, meaning they do 485 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:58,266 - sexual assistance. - For whom? 486 00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:01,433 - Whoever asks for it! - I’ve never asked, I didn’t know! 487 00:31:01,566 --> 00:31:05,600 Do you need a prescription? Does the health service cover it? 488 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,066 (LEO) In your opinion, Benedetta, why did we break up? 489 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,766 For the same reason millions of couples break up. 490 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:16,733 Which is? 491 00:31:17,066 --> 00:31:20,766 The lack of courage to tell each other the truth face to face. 492 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:24,033 What was the truth between us? 493 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:27,300 I don’t have the courage to tell you to your face. 494 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,466 Come with me, let’s go to the children, 495 00:31:31,133 --> 00:31:34,366 because I’m shy and you like these things. 496 00:31:34,766 --> 00:31:39,366 Can you hear me? Leonardo, come closer, can you hear me? 497 00:31:39,433 --> 00:31:41,100 (LEO) I can hear you! 498 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,033 I know these things, because I had one when I was little, 499 00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:46,366 when I used to play in Piazza d’Azeglio! 500 00:31:46,466 --> 00:31:49,400 I like this idea you had, it amuses me! 501 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:52,500 I’m curious to know what you have to tell me! 502 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:57,200 (BENEDETTA) We broke up because 503 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:01,700 you were incredibly boring! You were always talking about your job. 504 00:32:02,033 --> 00:32:04,233 Our relationship had become unbearable. 505 00:32:04,366 --> 00:32:07,266 The first year, you still had a bit of enthusiasm, but then 506 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,500 you’d fall asleep at the cinema, weekends in slippers, 507 00:32:10,633 --> 00:32:13,333 every Friday pizza from a cardboard box at home, 508 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,166 a total pain in the ass. 509 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:21,066 The candle has to be lit every day, it needs faith and devotion. 510 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:26,400 You have to believe in it, you can’t just stand still waiting for things to happen! 511 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,600 Miracles, Leonardo, do not exist. 512 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,433 (WHISPERS) Pizza from a cardboard box. 513 00:33:06,466 --> 00:33:08,333 Mrs. Coscia! 514 00:33:08,433 --> 00:33:13,533 - Are you watering the plants again tonight? - No, I’m shampooing them. 515 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,666 Did you find the pool? 516 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:18,400 No! I searched, but I didn’t find it. 517 00:33:18,733 --> 00:33:22,233 How many years were you married to your husband? 518 00:33:22,366 --> 00:33:25,033 Twenty-seven and a half, until the lightning. 519 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,300 Poor Sante, did it hit him full on? 520 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,166 - Full on! - So your story, 521 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:31,400 instead of beginning with love at first sight, 522 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,066 ended with a lightning strike! 523 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,466 He lit up like daylight, just like in cartoons. 524 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,066 The man who closed him in the coffin got shocked. 525 00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:40,400 (LAUGHTER) 526 00:33:40,533 --> 00:33:42,766 Were you ever bored with your husband? 527 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:47,366 Always! He was more boring than a condominium meeting. 528 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:50,633 Did you never think of changing administrator? 529 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:54,466 No! Fun isn’t everything in life. 530 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:57,600 (COSCIA) He was a hard worker, an exceptional father, 531 00:33:57,733 --> 00:34:02,400 and he had something you fools have lost: kindness. 532 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,166 Kindness and tenacity. 533 00:34:05,733 --> 00:34:09,333 (LEO) One last question, Mrs. Coscia, then I’ll let you go. 534 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:14,533 Apart from bad weather, in your opinion, when does love end? 535 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,300 When that sparkle in the eyes is gone. 536 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,333 Call Yolanda. 537 00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,199 (PHONE) Calling Wanda? 538 00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:33,100 - I want Yolanda. - Looking for a Panda? 539 00:34:34,033 --> 00:34:37,633 - Yolanda, my daughter. - Calling Gigliola? 540 00:34:38,466 --> 00:34:41,600 - Call your whore of a mother. - Calling Marcello del Prà. 541 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,666 Who is Marcello del Prà? 542 00:34:46,233 --> 00:34:49,333 - Hello? - Yes? Marcello del Prà? 543 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,266 Yes, who is this? 544 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:53,400 Who the fuck is Marcello del Prà? 545 00:34:57,666 --> 00:35:00,266 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 546 00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:08,000 - Are you looking for Botany? - I was looking for Marcello del Prà. 547 00:35:08,133 --> 00:35:12,500 I was joking. Professor Giusfredi, Philosophy, they’re holding summer courses. 548 00:35:13,033 --> 00:35:15,366 The philosophers are in the Great Hall. 549 00:35:15,466 --> 00:35:18,000 - Thank you very much. - Are you behind with your exams? 550 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,000 No, I studied literature. 551 00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:23,266 I studied pedagogy, who knows if it did me any good. 552 00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:25,633 Look at me go! 553 00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:31,466 Come on, come in. Here he is, he’s arrived. 554 00:35:32,233 --> 00:35:34,633 (APPLAUSE) 555 00:35:41,233 --> 00:35:44,166 How cute, he came with little flowers! 556 00:35:45,266 --> 00:35:47,433 (ELETTRA) As I mentioned to you earlier, 557 00:35:47,566 --> 00:35:50,633 to close the course I wanted to give you a little surprise. 558 00:35:50,766 --> 00:35:53,633 If you’re busy, I’ll come back later. 559 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,600 No, we’re all here waiting for you. 560 00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:57,433 We even prepared a chair for you, come on. 561 00:35:57,566 --> 00:35:59,366 - Come quickly. - Sorry. 562 00:35:59,466 --> 00:36:02,366 You’re a funny journalist, we often read you here. 563 00:36:02,466 --> 00:36:06,000 We’re sure you’ll be able to give us your opinion. 564 00:36:06,133 --> 00:36:08,000 - What’s the topic? - I’ll explain now. 565 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:09,433 As we were saying yesterday, 566 00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:12,366 we were studying the philosophy of Giambattista Vico, 567 00:36:12,466 --> 00:36:17,366 and today we have here living proof of Giambattista Vico’s theory, 568 00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:19,400 “historical courses and recourses.” 569 00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:22,466 History repeating itself, history returning. 570 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:27,733 Here he is, in all his beauty, the prototype of the returning man. 571 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,200 My goodness. 572 00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:31,666 - Please sit down. - Yes. 573 00:36:32,366 --> 00:36:36,266 In this class, we usually give lessons, 574 00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:39,566 because we like it, because we’re modern, using human material. 575 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,233 Today you’re the lucky one. 576 00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:45,766 I have the pleasure of introducing my ex-boyfriend, Leonardo Giustini, 577 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:52,100 who is here to explain to us how he could send me a text message like this. 578 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,133 I should have the screenshot. 579 00:36:54,366 --> 00:36:57,333 No, not the screenshot, come on. 580 00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:00,100 So everyone can see it nice and clearly. 581 00:37:00,766 --> 00:37:02,266 (POWERING ON) 582 00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:08,133 (ELETTRA) “I’ve changed, let’s try again.” 583 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,666 So, Leonardo, explain to us what your expectations were, 584 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,300 if there were any, 585 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,133 or even the deep motivations 586 00:37:16,266 --> 00:37:18,400 that push a man your age 587 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:23,000 to send a text message like that to an ex-girlfriend after ten years. 588 00:37:23,133 --> 00:37:26,566 You have a full quarter of an hour to explain it to us, that’s not little. Enlighten us. 589 00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,733 Come on, little flower. 590 00:37:29,366 --> 00:37:31,200 They won’t eat you. 591 00:37:31,566 --> 00:37:35,666 (TRAGIC MUSIC) 592 00:37:42,033 --> 00:37:46,033 I thought, perhaps in a childish way, 593 00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:52,000 that the fire of love is often not out, 594 00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:53,233 but we don’t know it. 595 00:37:53,366 --> 00:37:56,500 Let me explain better: probably, 596 00:37:56,766 --> 00:38:00,266 under the fire, every now and then, there is an ember still burning. 597 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,400 (LEO) So, the returning man, 598 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,333 as you rightly, perhaps, in a way said, 599 00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:09,666 could become, in that sense, a fanning man. 600 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:12,433 That is, fan that ember 601 00:38:12,566 --> 00:38:17,300 so that the ember makes the whole flame of love start again. 602 00:38:17,366 --> 00:38:21,733 Because if that ember were not out, 603 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:23,333 it means that... 604 00:38:23,466 --> 00:38:25,100 That it could be lit! 605 00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:29,266 That it could be lit! Even Ralph Malph understood that! 606 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,666 So I ask myself, ladies and gentlemen of the court... 607 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,300 The Faculty of Law is on the other side. 608 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,100 - Yes, but I need it to reason. - I understand. 609 00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:38,633 So I ask myself, 610 00:38:38,766 --> 00:38:42,566 why not insist in the attempt to rekindle 611 00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,000 that important love? 612 00:38:45,133 --> 00:38:47,466 Text message: send it, yes, send it, no, send it! 613 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,200 To fan or not to fan? Fan! 614 00:38:51,366 --> 00:38:53,766 Because it is beautiful to send and to fan 615 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:57,000 where one believes that the ember can flare up again! 616 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,733 Because love 617 00:39:00,066 --> 00:39:01,333 must be fanned! 618 00:39:02,366 --> 00:39:04,066 Otherwise 619 00:39:04,766 --> 00:39:06,400 it goes limp. 620 00:39:06,533 --> 00:39:08,200 (TWIST MUSIC) 621 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:09,400 (YELPS) 622 00:39:11,633 --> 00:39:13,166 (MOANS) 623 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,433 God, how wonderful! 624 00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:20,066 (TIRED SOUNDS) 625 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:22,600 Can you pass me my underwear? 626 00:39:22,766 --> 00:39:25,466 - Where is it? - You’ve got it under your ass. 627 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:33,233 Doing it with an ex is a bit like lasagna at Grandma’s on Sunday. 628 00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:38,533 There are no taboos. Who cares! 629 00:39:40,633 --> 00:39:42,700 (ELETTRA) That’s why you fall for it again. 630 00:39:43,633 --> 00:39:46,466 Shall we make some pasta? 631 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:47,633 Good girl! 632 00:39:47,766 --> 00:39:50,300 I liked you today with the students. 633 00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:54,133 I noticed a spirit of adaptation, not everyone has that. 634 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:57,666 Of course, the excuse that your daughter wrote the text message, 635 00:39:58,166 --> 00:40:00,166 you could have found a better excuse. 636 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:01,433 But it’s sweet. 637 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:04,233 - Elettra, the bathroom? - The black door! 638 00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:08,066 (SCARED SCREAM) 639 00:40:08,133 --> 00:40:09,233 Wrong door. 640 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:12,566 Sorry. 641 00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:20,266 Elettra, you have an old woman in the house! 642 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,666 Yes, sorry, she’s my ex-mother-in-law. 643 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,133 We had sex with the old woman in the house? 644 00:40:25,266 --> 00:40:28,666 She’s harmless, she can’t hear, can’t see, she’s always shut in there, always asleep. 645 00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:32,433 - Great company! Does she live with you? - No. 646 00:40:32,566 --> 00:40:35,333 It’s that idiot judge’s fault, he got the ruling wrong. 647 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,300 He got it wrong and assigned alternate weekends for the twins and the old woman too. 648 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,266 One weekend she stays with him, one weekend she stays with me. 649 00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:43,133 When he has the twins, I have her, 650 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,000 when he brings the twins back, I give him the old woman back. 651 00:40:45,066 --> 00:40:47,366 Doesn’t your ex-husband say anything? 652 00:40:47,466 --> 00:40:48,600 (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) 653 00:40:48,733 --> 00:40:50,366 My ex-husband, what a good one! 654 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:54,000 Sorry, Elettra, where does this burst of goodness come from? 655 00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:57,400 You’re the kind of woman who would get angry even with Our Lord. 656 00:40:57,633 --> 00:41:00,000 I do it for the good of my twins. 657 00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:01,500 But I write everything down. 658 00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:04,566 That piece of shit will pay me back with interest. 659 00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:05,700 Now I recognize you! 660 00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:08,633 - Do you want short or long pasta? - Long! 661 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:10,033 Let’s make it short! 662 00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:12,333 - Why ask me? - Because I’m democratic. 663 00:41:12,766 --> 00:41:15,033 - Then short pasta. - Long. 664 00:41:17,466 --> 00:41:20,666 So are you really sure you want to be the third parent? 665 00:41:21,466 --> 00:41:23,466 It’s not for everyone, it’s very difficult. 666 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,700 Of course, third parent, come on, right away, full throttle! 667 00:41:27,033 --> 00:41:31,400 I’ll put Yolanda, fifteen years old, in full hormonal storm, into the group, 668 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:36,266 and you put in the twins, the dog and the old woman on alternate weekends. 669 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,266 You know what? I’ll even take care of the old lady! 670 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,633 Good, that’s a good idea. 671 00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:44,033 So let’s do this. Let’s do it right away. 672 00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:46,100 You, me and the kids at the lake this Sunday. 673 00:41:46,233 --> 00:41:49,466 Full throttle, I can’t wait to meet your little ones. 674 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,100 You know what they say in life, don’t you? 675 00:41:52,233 --> 00:41:57,233 If you circle around things too much, you risk screwing yourself! 676 00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,200 What a pearl of refinement! 677 00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:03,400 You could make so many nice philosophy lessons out of that! 678 00:42:03,733 --> 00:42:06,033 - Do me again! - Yes. 679 00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:08,500 (ROCK MUSIC) 680 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,733 (YELPS) 681 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,766 (THE TWINS SAY WORDS BACKWARDS) 682 00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,233 - Uoy yortsed lliw I. - Uoy taeb lliw I! 683 00:42:20,166 --> 00:42:22,533 Ti pots! 684 00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:24,366 What’s going on, Elettra? 685 00:42:24,466 --> 00:42:26,633 They’re playing the talking backwards game. 686 00:42:26,766 --> 00:42:29,333 If you don’t answer them backwards, they pretend not to hear you. 687 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,500 - Ti pots? - Stop it! 688 00:42:31,566 --> 00:42:33,333 (WORDS BACKWARDS) 689 00:42:33,466 --> 00:42:35,100 Uoy yortsed lliw I! 690 00:42:35,233 --> 00:42:38,400 Yaw taht oot klat uoy! 691 00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:40,533 They’re funny. 692 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:44,166 - Knird a rof pots s’teL! - Yes, we’ll stop at the next bar. 693 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:47,366 Rab! Now we’ll look for a rab. Surely there must be a nice rab? 694 00:42:47,433 --> 00:42:49,300 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 695 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,166 What a pain in the ass, it’s my ex, you answer. 696 00:42:52,233 --> 00:42:53,533 Put it near me. 697 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:57,300 Giannantonio, quickly, because I forgot my headset at home. 698 00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:59,700 Elettra, was someone at your house on Thursday? 699 00:42:59,766 --> 00:43:01,633 Mom heard a man talking. 700 00:43:01,766 --> 00:43:03,233 Wasn’t the old woman deaf? 701 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:06,633 There must have been a condominium meeting, she must have heard voices. 702 00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:10,400 You always have condominium meetings at the penthouse guy’s place. 703 00:43:10,633 --> 00:43:13,266 - Elettra, don’t piss me off. - What the fuck do you want? 704 00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:18,766 I’m with a friend of mine and we’re going to the lake with the kids. 705 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,633 Should I sit at home? 706 00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:22,566 Who the fuck is this friend? 707 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:25,400 Explain it to him yourself, please. 708 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:28,133 You say we shouldn’t circle around things. 709 00:43:28,266 --> 00:43:31,133 - You talk! - Hello? 710 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,500 Giannantonio, this is Leonardo, an old family friend. 711 00:43:35,566 --> 00:43:38,100 We’re here with the kids, taking a little trip. 712 00:43:38,266 --> 00:43:43,100 The kids are very funny, they’re playing the talking backwards game. 713 00:43:43,233 --> 00:43:46,200 Say hello to Daddy, yddaD. 714 00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:47,766 (BELCHES) 715 00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:50,000 There, they said hello to you. 716 00:43:50,133 --> 00:43:53,133 Put that bitch on. Elettra, I’m calling the lawyer right now! 717 00:43:53,266 --> 00:43:54,766 - Hang up, please. - He says he’s calling... 718 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,733 The lawyer, yes, I’m so scared. 719 00:43:58,066 --> 00:44:01,466 Call the reywal. 720 00:44:02,066 --> 00:44:04,233 (SHOUTS) Stop it! 721 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:08,233 (WHIMPERS) 722 00:44:21,066 --> 00:44:22,766 (ELETTRA) Get out slowly, calm down. 723 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:25,233 (THEY SPEAK BACKWARDS) 724 00:44:25,566 --> 00:44:30,033 Gabriele, Gabriella, hold hands, please! 725 00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:32,600 - Do you want a drink? - I’m fine. 726 00:44:32,733 --> 00:44:34,600 Keep everything closed, or the dog will get out. 727 00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:37,266 Kids, where are you? 728 00:44:38,566 --> 00:44:41,066 (CHILDREN SHOUTING JOYFULLY) 729 00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:45,433 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 730 00:44:46,733 --> 00:44:49,066 (YELPS) 731 00:45:12,133 --> 00:45:14,066 The third parent! 732 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,400 He didn’t even make it to the lake. 733 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:30,466 Fuck, my dear sir, you get yourself tangled up with your ex, 734 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,300 (TRUCK DRIVER) who has two kids and a husband called Giannantonio. 735 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,766 You Italians piss me off. 736 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,400 First you leave your woman, then you want to go back to her. 737 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:41,033 For fuck’s sake, if you ate badly at a restaurant, 738 00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:45,100 if they gave you old ribollita, that doesn’t make good broth, right? 739 00:45:45,233 --> 00:45:47,533 - Right. - So you don’t go back to eat there 740 00:45:47,666 --> 00:45:49,533 if the management hasn’t changed, 741 00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:52,700 because there you’ll always find Giannantonio! 742 00:45:53,633 --> 00:45:56,400 You Italians are always stressed. 743 00:45:56,533 --> 00:45:58,233 Why don’t you go back to your country? 744 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,400 Actually, we’re already there, aren’t we? 745 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:05,033 I mean your little town, your village of origin, got it? 746 00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:11,533 I don’t know, Afragola, Radicondoli, Poggi e Bonsi, got it? 747 00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:14,200 Poggibonsi. All one word: Poggibonsi. 748 00:46:14,333 --> 00:46:17,366 The towns are empty now, you’ve emptied the towns. 749 00:46:17,466 --> 00:46:21,200 In a town there is love, in the city love is unbearable. 750 00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:25,400 If you have to pick up your woman five kilometers away, 751 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,600 it takes you forty minutes by car! 752 00:46:27,733 --> 00:46:30,633 You arrive under her house and your balls are already busted! 753 00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:32,466 (LEO) Leave me here. 754 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,000 Bye, my friend! Forget about your ex who talks backwards. 755 00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:38,666 Bye, Samir, thanks! 756 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,266 In Italy, you should put VAR in marriage, instant replay at the bedside. 757 00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:48,033 That way you stop the marriage and immediately decide whose fault it is. 758 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:04,200 (LEO) Hi Leonardo, luckily you haven’t moved house. 759 00:47:04,666 --> 00:47:07,100 I came by, but you weren’t there. 760 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:12,200 What an incredible surprise your message was! My heart is still racing. 761 00:47:12,366 --> 00:47:17,300 Right after reading it, my phone broke. I’ll explain later. 762 00:47:18,466 --> 00:47:21,566 Call me as soon as you can, let’s meet soon, Fioretta. 763 00:47:22,066 --> 00:47:23,266 Fioretta. 764 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,400 (FIORETTA) 338/995190. 765 00:47:37,633 --> 00:47:39,633 Hi Fioretta, it’s Leonardo. 766 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:44,500 Just one question: do you have children or an ex-husband on your back? 767 00:47:49,433 --> 00:47:51,733 (PHONE NOTIFICATION) 768 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:54,266 (FIORETTA) Absolutely not. 769 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,466 Dinner together next Saturday? Where are you taking me? 770 00:47:58,033 --> 00:48:01,400 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 771 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,400 - Tell me! - Fabiola, am I disturbing you? Where are you? 772 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:09,400 - In Paris. - Are you staying there four months? 773 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,400 No way, I’ll do everything in a month. - Fifteen thousand pieces? 774 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,466 No, two thousand! 775 00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:19,400 I must have called your daughter ten times, but she never answers me. Why? 776 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:23,600 There’s no signal up there, and during the internship she turns it off. She plays all day. 777 00:48:23,733 --> 00:48:27,200 When did you become so anxious? You never used to be. 778 00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:30,166 - As soon as I hear from her, I’ll call you. - Why does she always call you? 779 00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,266 She even tells me everything she does with Riccardino. 780 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,566 (LEO) For God’s sake, Riccardino! 781 00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:37,633 Forget it, better if she calls you. 782 00:48:37,766 --> 00:48:42,200 Fabio wanted to show me his application. 783 00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:44,633 Can you ask him if he’s free in two hours? 784 00:48:44,766 --> 00:48:46,533 Fabio! 785 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:50,400 (METALLIC NOISE) 786 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:59,400 Leonardo’s asking if you can meet at the castle in a couple of hours. 787 00:48:59,533 --> 00:49:02,133 Perfect! In a couple of hours at the castle, absolutely. 788 00:49:02,266 --> 00:49:04,400 - Did you hear? - Okay, thanks. Bye! 789 00:49:04,533 --> 00:49:05,500 Bye! 790 00:49:05,566 --> 00:49:07,733 Love, what should I wear to go to the castle? 791 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 I don’t know, you already look perfectly on theme. 792 00:49:10,133 --> 00:49:13,066 Shall I call the blacksmith and have him hem your little skirt? 793 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,633 A bit long, isn’t it? 794 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:18,366 When you take it off, use some rust remover or you’ll get tetanus! 795 00:49:18,433 --> 00:49:20,066 (LAUGHTER) 796 00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:22,166 Tetanus! 797 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,033 (FABIO) Come on, Leonardo! 798 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,733 You’ll see what an article you’ll get out of this, it’s a wonder! 799 00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:44,200 As soon as it’s approved, I’ll have to lower the antenna by 60%. 800 00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:47,333 - Lower it by 80 too! - Fine. 801 00:49:47,433 --> 00:49:48,733 It seems too big to me. 802 00:49:49,066 --> 00:49:52,066 You were telling me the whole application is voice-controlled. 803 00:49:52,566 --> 00:49:54,466 I’ve been working on it for two years. 804 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,300 Investment of time, of money, Fabiola doesn’t believe in it, 805 00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:58,400 but you know what women are like! 806 00:49:58,533 --> 00:50:01,400 They’re wrong, because the future is voice control. 807 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:04,200 - Good. Shall I call it? - Call it. 808 00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:07,233 - Where does it come from? - From the living room. 809 00:50:07,366 --> 00:50:09,733 Catapult, come! 810 00:50:10,066 --> 00:50:12,600 - English, for the international market. - Of course. 811 00:50:22,133 --> 00:50:24,400 - Where the fuck is it going? - Catapult, stop! 812 00:50:24,633 --> 00:50:27,433 - Do you want it to come back? - Yes. 813 00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:29,166 Catapult, come back, backward. 814 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,300 Catapult, stop! 815 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,600 Look at this wonder, look at this little gem! 816 00:50:38,733 --> 00:50:40,333 Does it shoot the big ball too? 817 00:50:40,433 --> 00:50:44,533 It’s loaded specially for the demonstration. 818 00:50:45,233 --> 00:50:48,600 Catapult, into position: startboard! 819 00:50:49,066 --> 00:50:50,400 Startboard. 820 00:50:50,533 --> 00:50:52,666 Wait. 821 00:50:58,733 --> 00:51:00,700 It could be an idea. 822 00:51:01,366 --> 00:51:03,500 - Do you want to see? - Let’s see. 823 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,300 Catapult, shoot! 824 00:51:14,533 --> 00:51:18,066 (VIDEO GAME SOUND) 825 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,566 (NOISES) 826 00:51:31,666 --> 00:51:35,366 Mrs. Coscia, my ball went over to your place. 827 00:51:35,633 --> 00:51:37,100 The ball? 828 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,766 You scored! Here. 829 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,766 This one isn’t mine. 830 00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:50,066 I’ll look for it tomorrow when it’s light. Thanks. 831 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,533 Mrs. Coscia, in your opinion, after so long, 832 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,066 can people get back together as if nothing had happened? 833 00:51:57,133 --> 00:52:00,633 Instead of busting my balls with these questions, 834 00:52:00,766 --> 00:52:05,066 wouldn’t it be better to buy a book on the subject and read it all? 835 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,500 - No! - No. 836 00:52:06,633 --> 00:52:08,733 I trust you, not books. 837 00:52:09,066 --> 00:52:11,400 Fine. Don’t make me shout, come here. 838 00:52:11,533 --> 00:52:14,066 Move it! There are people around. 839 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:20,533 So: in love, you can take each other back. 840 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,133 A plant doesn’t die if two leaves dry up. 841 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:27,566 It dies when the roots dry up. 842 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,633 Game, set, match. 843 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,133 (IN NEAPOLITAN) Tonight I won Wimbledon. 844 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,666 It’s an invention of mine. It’ll be called “app-ditions”. 845 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,466 What does it consist of? 846 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,366 The actor signs up online, 847 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:47,466 and online we send him the lines, 848 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,333 online he sends them back to us, and online we give him the answer. 849 00:52:51,433 --> 00:52:52,400 Online! 850 00:52:52,766 --> 00:52:55,133 Yes, and I app-clean, online. 851 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,033 Hello, Ginora? Come on, quickly, I’m working. 852 00:52:58,433 --> 00:53:00,100 Her father? 853 00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:03,033 She fell from a tree? 854 00:53:03,466 --> 00:53:06,033 What was she doing up a tree? 855 00:53:07,266 --> 00:53:08,366 Is it serious? 856 00:53:08,433 --> 00:53:10,600 (AGITATED MUSIC) 857 00:53:17,366 --> 00:53:20,633 - Miss Forty-eight? - Who is Forty-eight? 858 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,000 Ginora! 859 00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:24,766 - In the large room. - Thank you. 860 00:53:28,733 --> 00:53:31,666 - Excuse me, the large room? - All the way down. 861 00:53:36,533 --> 00:53:38,133 Twenty-one minutes! 862 00:53:38,533 --> 00:53:41,600 (48) Not only did he come, he got here in twenty-one minutes! 863 00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:45,766 Well under your expectations! I won, Dad. 864 00:53:47,533 --> 00:53:49,333 I’ll leave you alone. 865 00:53:52,266 --> 00:53:53,533 You’re not normal. 866 00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:56,366 In this family, it seems nobody is normal. 867 00:53:56,633 --> 00:54:01,066 - You didn’t fall from a tree? - When I was twelve, headfirst! 868 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,500 Today, instead, I was talking about you with Dad, 869 00:54:03,633 --> 00:54:06,600 and I wanted to prove to him that you care about me. 870 00:54:06,733 --> 00:54:09,633 I wanted to prove it to myself too. 871 00:54:09,766 --> 00:54:12,366 Thank you. Now you can go back to work! 872 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,700 You made me rush all the way here! 873 00:54:15,033 --> 00:54:17,200 Rush, don’t exaggerate! 874 00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:22,166 Twenty kilometers in twenty-one minutes, you must have been going twenty an hour? 875 00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:24,666 I was going sixty an hour. 876 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,100 Not that much, I expected more. 877 00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:30,766 Then it’s official, you’re not normal. 878 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:35,300 I’m Forty-eight! But from today, you’re Twenty-one. 879 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,200 Dear Giustini, I fooled you! 880 00:54:39,533 --> 00:54:41,466 - She fooled me! - Who is she? 881 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,366 At this point, I don’t know anymore. 882 00:54:43,466 --> 00:54:46,500 She plays tennis really well, she knows me better than I do... 883 00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:49,766 - Is she a fuck buddy? - Don’t say that word. 884 00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:52,500 Mr. Giustini, do you have a minute, please? 885 00:54:52,633 --> 00:54:55,200 - I’ll wait for you at the director’s office. - Okay. 886 00:54:59,366 --> 00:55:03,133 We already know each other. I’m Frullani from Webtech, 887 00:55:03,266 --> 00:55:05,233 one of your biggest advertisers. 888 00:55:05,433 --> 00:55:07,766 I called, and they told me to come here. 889 00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:09,166 Go ahead. 890 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:13,433 I preferred to come in person rather than send a little message, 891 00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:16,400 like the one you sent to my wife Angelica. 892 00:55:16,533 --> 00:55:19,400 Let me explain, I didn’t send that little message. 893 00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:22,433 Who sent the little message is not important. 894 00:55:22,566 --> 00:55:26,700 What matters more is that I tell you what happened to Angelica. 895 00:55:27,033 --> 00:55:28,366 What happened? 896 00:55:32,366 --> 00:55:35,133 (FRULLANI) It could be a form of early Alzheimer’s, 897 00:55:35,266 --> 00:55:38,133 or it could be a very severe depression. 898 00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:41,033 She draws all day, like children do! 899 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,600 The doctor thinks that putting her back in front of faces from the past, 900 00:55:46,733 --> 00:55:48,533 people who belong to her memories, 901 00:55:48,666 --> 00:55:51,333 could slow down the progression of the disease. 902 00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:54,566 - Will she recognize me? - No, that’s unlikely. 903 00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:57,333 Sometimes she doesn’t even recognize me, just think. 904 00:55:57,433 --> 00:55:58,733 I’ll wait here. Go on. 905 00:55:59,066 --> 00:56:01,700 - Is she there? - Yes, she’s there. Please. 906 00:56:02,033 --> 00:56:03,600 (WHISPERS) How stressful! 907 00:56:19,233 --> 00:56:21,533 - Little Leonardo! - You recognized me! 908 00:56:21,666 --> 00:56:25,766 Of course, we’re together! Did you bring me the homework? 909 00:56:28,433 --> 00:56:31,033 Your husband told me about the illness. 910 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,366 Yes, he’s asthmatic, poor thing. 911 00:56:36,066 --> 00:56:37,533 Not his. 912 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,300 Right. 913 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,100 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 914 00:56:53,033 --> 00:56:54,633 - Any news? - Lots! 915 00:56:55,066 --> 00:56:57,500 I have a fifteen-year-old daughter, Yolanda. 916 00:56:57,633 --> 00:57:02,200 She sent the same message to all my ex-girlfriends, including you. 917 00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:04,600 My mother gave her your name. 918 00:57:04,733 --> 00:57:07,500 She remembered when we were together in high school. 919 00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:11,266 Business experts and foreign language correspondents, remember? 920 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,566 “How are you? Well, thank you!” 921 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:15,566 “Je ne comprends pas.” We had fun. 922 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:19,733 - We had fun? - Yes, we had fun. 923 00:57:21,033 --> 00:57:22,733 Do you remember when we’d skip school 924 00:57:23,066 --> 00:57:25,766 and go to Boboli and look at Florence from above? 925 00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:28,433 We’d kiss on those freezing benches 926 00:57:28,566 --> 00:57:32,366 and listen through headphones to Spadaro, Guccini, Vecchioni. 927 00:57:32,466 --> 00:57:34,133 The greats. Remember? 928 00:57:35,533 --> 00:57:37,333 No, I don’t remember. 929 00:57:39,766 --> 00:57:44,400 Do you remember when you’d start the Ciao with the pedals and your boobs would bounce? 930 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:48,000 I’d go bright red and you’d laugh. 931 00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:51,633 You did it on purpose, you rascal! Remember? 932 00:57:53,733 --> 00:57:55,333 No, I don’t remember. 933 00:57:56,533 --> 00:58:00,500 How can you not remember? You started strong, you recognized me right away. 934 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,400 The trip to Verona. 935 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,600 The first time we made love, 936 00:58:09,733 --> 00:58:13,266 and it was also the first time for both of us. 937 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,033 Remember? 938 00:58:15,566 --> 00:58:18,700 No, my first time was with Burgassi. 939 00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:22,233 What do you mean, Burgassi, the one from class 5D? 940 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,400 5F. 941 00:58:26,466 --> 00:58:29,166 And before you, there was also Lanini. 942 00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:30,633 Lanini? 943 00:58:30,766 --> 00:58:34,533 - The one with the eye twitch? - Yes, exactly. 944 00:58:34,666 --> 00:58:37,100 Lanini with the eye twitch! 945 00:58:38,033 --> 00:58:43,333 While we were together, I also did it with Bencivegni. 946 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,766 Remember him, the one who looked like an albino? 947 00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:48,166 Angelica, you don’t remember shit, 948 00:58:48,300 --> 00:58:50,400 and now you’re pulling out the whole line-up! 949 00:58:51,166 --> 00:58:54,333 - I was never faithful. - So it seems. 950 00:58:54,433 --> 00:58:56,200 Not even after I got married. 951 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Do you know I had an affair with my brother-in-law? 952 00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,300 But then, what is faithfulness? 953 00:59:10,566 --> 00:59:14,200 To be faithful, you just have to forget you cheated. 954 00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:15,733 If only it were easy... 955 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,033 Why did you come? 956 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:24,333 I told you, my daughter sent the same message to all my exes. 957 00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:28,500 Then you’re sick too, with nostalgia. 958 00:59:30,466 --> 00:59:34,033 The burden of too many memories is too heavy. What’s the use? 959 00:59:34,233 --> 00:59:37,333 It’s useless, it’s harmful. 960 00:59:38,433 --> 00:59:40,266 There are too many things inside. 961 00:59:40,566 --> 00:59:43,433 Remorse, regret, things left unsaid. 962 00:59:44,466 --> 00:59:46,200 What’s the use? 963 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:51,533 In life, you have to travel with light luggage. 964 00:59:55,066 --> 00:59:56,533 What boobs you had! 965 00:59:58,033 --> 01:00:00,533 Then in the light luggage of life, 966 01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:05,200 I’ll carry with me the memory of those boobs. 967 01:00:08,533 --> 01:00:11,366 In Verona, that night 968 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:14,666 was the most beautiful night of my life. 969 01:00:15,633 --> 01:00:17,366 I never forgot you. 970 01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:20,166 What boobs you had! 971 01:00:33,733 --> 01:00:35,766 Nobody touches them anymore. 972 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,100 I really was like that, well done. 973 01:01:05,533 --> 01:01:07,333 You do have memory. 974 01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:15,400 (POP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND) 975 01:02:05,766 --> 01:02:07,500 Mrs. Coscia! 976 01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:09,400 (SHOUTS) Coscia! 977 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:12,333 - My nephew is sleeping! - He sleeps at eight? 978 01:02:12,433 --> 01:02:13,566 (SNORTS) What do you want? 979 01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:16,300 I’d like you to tie my tie for me. 980 01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:19,233 I can’t do it anymore, I even watched a tutorial on YouTube, 981 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:20,600 and I almost strangled myself! 982 01:02:20,666 --> 01:02:23,400 Nobody makes knots for me the way you do, 983 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:28,066 come on, Coscia, thanks, Coscia, jump over, Coscia! 984 01:02:29,766 --> 01:02:31,733 Another ex? 985 01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:34,600 This is the final one, I feel it hot. 986 01:02:35,266 --> 01:02:36,500 Let me know how it goes. 987 01:02:36,633 --> 01:02:37,566 And how did it go, 988 01:02:37,633 --> 01:02:38,633 if they are roses... 989 01:02:39,133 --> 01:02:41,200 - They’ll wilt! - Thank you, Mrs. Coscia. 990 01:02:41,366 --> 01:02:45,166 Your injections of confidence make me a happy man. 991 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,633 - How do I look? - Take it off. 992 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,033 You know what you look like? An upstart peasant. 993 01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:53,133 “Upstart peasant” must be our version of “dressed-up farmer.” 994 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,033 - Exactly. - Thank you. 995 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:56,633 Thank you very much. 996 01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,100 - Good evening. - Giustini. I booked for two. 997 01:03:00,233 --> 01:03:01,666 - Please, have a seat. - Thank you. 998 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,066 - Is that him? - Yes, this way. 999 01:03:05,233 --> 01:03:07,566 While we wait for the other guest, would you like a prosecco? 1000 01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:10,466 - For God’s sake, I’m almost teetotal. - Half a mineral water? 1001 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,366 Half a mineral water was exactly what I was half thinking of asking for, thank you. 1002 01:03:13,466 --> 01:03:15,100 I’ll bring you the menu too. 1003 01:03:15,233 --> 01:03:19,166 Bring the menu and the bill, so I can leave early and go home. 1004 01:03:24,733 --> 01:03:26,766 (FAST-PACED MUSIC) 1005 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,400 {\an8}(FIORETTA) How the fuck do these people park? 1006 01:04:03,533 --> 01:04:07,266 Lord, I know you’re there, and if you are, don’t let it be her. 1007 01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,233 - Good evening. - I’m looking for a friend. 1008 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,733 - Leonardo! How you’ve changed! - You too. 1009 01:04:20,766 --> 01:04:23,266 - Fioretta? - What’s left of her! 1010 01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:26,700 (WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING) 1011 01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:32,533 Hug me, I missed you, you bastard! 1012 01:04:42,266 --> 01:04:46,133 Your message arrived at a very delicate time. 1013 01:04:46,266 --> 01:04:47,433 I’m halfway through the process, 1014 01:04:47,566 --> 01:04:51,400 but I immediately stopped the penis reconstruction surgery. 1015 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,700 (INCREDULOUS) Penis reconstruction... 1016 01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:59,200 Actually, I can see you’ve changed quite a bit. 1017 01:04:59,433 --> 01:05:01,566 (LAUGHS) Holy shit! 1018 01:05:02,133 --> 01:05:03,700 “Changed quite a bit”! 1019 01:05:04,033 --> 01:05:07,300 Two years of hormones would change even the Democratic Party! 1020 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,633 Your voice too. 1021 01:05:08,766 --> 01:05:12,266 No, that’s the cold, I’m always out fishing! 1022 01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,400 Waiter, bring us something to drink! 1023 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,033 (EMBARRASSED) Something to drink for the lady, thank you. 1024 01:05:17,633 --> 01:05:19,300 My little Leonardo. 1025 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,200 So many lovely memories. 1026 01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:24,100 Tonight we celebrate! 1027 01:05:26,266 --> 01:05:28,033 Tonight, big night. 1028 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,533 (THUD) 1029 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,666 - Big night! - You scared me! 1030 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,733 What people there are around! 1031 01:05:37,066 --> 01:05:40,033 All the fuel is leaking onto the ground! 1032 01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:41,433 Can you give me a hand? 1033 01:05:41,566 --> 01:05:43,533 Fabio, come on, we’re hungry. 1034 01:05:44,133 --> 01:05:47,733 You know what? So am I. I’ve only had seven Cellina olives since this morning. 1035 01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:49,700 What were you saying, Riccardino? 1036 01:05:50,066 --> 01:05:52,733 Easy with this wine, Fioretta. 1037 01:05:53,066 --> 01:05:56,100 That’s the third glass, and we haven’t even eaten a crostino! 1038 01:05:56,233 --> 01:06:00,400 My condition is partly your fault too, you know! 1039 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,266 Why? 1040 01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:05,733 Remember when, during spin the bottle, as a forfeit, 1041 01:06:06,066 --> 01:06:10,033 you made me kiss Sara? Something stirred inside me. 1042 01:06:10,233 --> 01:06:13,000 Since then, slowly and inevitably, the change began, 1043 01:06:13,066 --> 01:06:16,400 but now you’ve confused me! 1044 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:19,466 But do you like men or women? 1045 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,366 I go both by sail and by motor! 1046 01:06:21,433 --> 01:06:24,066 After your message, I won’t deny that I turned off the motor, 1047 01:06:24,133 --> 01:06:26,133 and now I’m going with the calm current! 1048 01:06:30,633 --> 01:06:34,133 Leonardo, you seem stiff. Do you have prejudices? 1049 01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:38,100 What prejudices! 1050 01:06:38,366 --> 01:06:41,200 Actually, you know what? Start the engine, go with the calm, 1051 01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:43,400 full sail ahead! 1052 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:49,566 Even that penis reconstruction you’re talking about, I’d do it! 1053 01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:51,466 I’d reconstruct it! 1054 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:58,200 Because in life you need balls, but also a nice big clapper! 1055 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,366 What am I saying? 1056 01:07:00,466 --> 01:07:02,200 Weren’t you teetotal? 1057 01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:07,433 I was, once, then people change. Fioretta, you know that, people change. 1058 01:07:09,633 --> 01:07:11,266 It was a bolt from the blue. 1059 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,500 After 35 years of marriage, I don’t understand what could have happened. 1060 01:07:14,633 --> 01:07:17,233 My sister hasn’t left the house and has been crying for a week. 1061 01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:19,333 Is there no chance of making peace? 1062 01:07:19,433 --> 01:07:23,500 No, my father has already been to the lawyer, he’s done all the paperwork. 1063 01:07:23,633 --> 01:07:25,400 I’m sorry. 1064 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:30,033 Just think, while my ex was with me, she was always on a diet, 1065 01:07:30,166 --> 01:07:32,666 then she must have started eating, because 1066 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,766 she asked me for two thousand euros in alimony! 1067 01:07:35,033 --> 01:07:37,066 (LAUGHS) 1068 01:07:38,433 --> 01:07:41,166 I even found myself a fine humorist. 1069 01:07:42,366 --> 01:07:43,700 So, explain this to me. 1070 01:07:44,033 --> 01:07:47,233 When my message arrived, this Guglielma, 1071 01:07:47,366 --> 01:07:50,100 out of jealousy, took your phone 1072 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:53,200 and threw it into the boiling water with the fusilli! 1073 01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:55,500 No, they were pici all’aglione. 1074 01:07:55,633 --> 01:08:00,200 A specialty, pici all’aglione and iPhone cacio e pepe! 1075 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,400 That means Guglielma wasn’t the right one, let’s drink to that! 1076 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:10,333 Wait, let’s take a selfie together to remember this wonderful evening. 1077 01:08:10,433 --> 01:08:13,600 - Come on, little selfie. - Little selfie in the wine. 1078 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,533 (SINGING) Little toast! 1079 01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:20,300 (YOLANDA) Dad is with someone. 1080 01:08:21,133 --> 01:08:24,166 - Dad? - What someone? 1081 01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:27,600 - (FIORETTA) Here comes the food. - Enjoy your meal. 1082 01:08:27,733 --> 01:08:33,399 I’m going to the bathroom, because my bladder feels like Lake Bilancino. 1083 01:08:33,533 --> 01:08:35,366 Are you leaving me alone? 1084 01:08:35,466 --> 01:08:38,500 Better alone than with someone who bursts in front of you. 1085 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:50,033 Dad! 1086 01:08:50,166 --> 01:08:54,000 Here’s the extended family, you’re here too? 1087 01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:57,066 - Who are you with? - Ladies and gentlemen, the bread. 1088 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,700 Bread here and penis there, 1089 01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:02,766 I’ll tell you later, it’s hilarious. 1090 01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:05,300 I heard about your dad and mum, I’m sorry. 1091 01:09:05,399 --> 01:09:08,500 As they say, when a pope dies, a big door opens, 1092 01:09:08,633 --> 01:09:10,633 and the old hen makes... I don’t remember. 1093 01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:14,733 Give our daughter some red meat, she’s as white as plaster! 1094 01:09:15,066 --> 01:09:16,366 A bit of meat. 1095 01:09:16,466 --> 01:09:19,100 I’m going to pee, otherwise I’ll wet myself. 1096 01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:25,500 I’ll have the same wine. 1097 01:09:27,633 --> 01:09:30,033 Finally, mine have gone cold too! 1098 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,366 - You could have eaten! - Did you shower too? 1099 01:09:32,466 --> 01:09:34,399 Do you know who’s down there? 1100 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:37,766 My ex-wife with my daughter and her boyfriend, Riccardino. 1101 01:09:38,100 --> 01:09:39,200 Do you know who Riccardino is? 1102 01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:40,600 Have you read in the local news 1103 01:09:40,733 --> 01:09:44,399 about the woman who accidentally sent a photo with her tits out 1104 01:09:44,533 --> 01:09:46,399 to the church group chat? 1105 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:49,066 That one there is Riccardino’s horny mother! 1106 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,399 Bloody hell! 1107 01:09:50,533 --> 01:09:55,466 When Don Giuliano saw her tits, he choked on the host. 1108 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,300 - Yes, but now let’s eat. - Yes, let’s eat. 1109 01:09:59,733 --> 01:10:02,466 And let’s drink! 1110 01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:05,333 A bit cold. 1111 01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:12,200 I’d never seen him so hyped up. Did we figure out who he’s with? 1112 01:10:15,366 --> 01:10:19,566 Leonardo, I admit I’m starting not to understand your message. 1113 01:10:19,766 --> 01:10:21,600 You say “let’s try again,” but you don’t seem convinced. 1114 01:10:21,733 --> 01:10:23,366 I don’t think you’ve changed. 1115 01:10:23,633 --> 01:10:26,433 And you’ve changed too much, Fioretta. 1116 01:10:26,566 --> 01:10:30,533 If I were you, I’d call Guglielma, 1117 01:10:30,666 --> 01:10:35,166 make peace and let her drain the phone that fell into the pot. 1118 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,666 I have to go back to the bathroom, I’m bursting. 1119 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:42,066 If you have a penis made, don’t have them make the prostate, it’s useless. 1120 01:10:43,566 --> 01:10:46,100 Dickhead. 1121 01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:51,300 Guys, this is piss-yourself funny, and in fact I’m going back. 1122 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:56,400 The young lady I’m with has a very jealous girlfriend 1123 01:10:56,500 --> 01:11:00,200 who took her phone and threw it into a big pot. 1124 01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:02,033 Leonardo, I’m leaving. 1125 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,566 If I wanted to eat alone, I’d have stayed home. 1126 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:07,600 - What a shitty evening. - I wanted to introduce you... 1127 01:11:07,733 --> 01:11:10,533 Don’t introduce me to anyone and pay the bill. 1128 01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:14,033 I was telling them the funny story about the phone. 1129 01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:16,666 Well done, Leonardo, go ahead and tell everyone my business. 1130 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,633 No, I hadn’t got to that part yet. 1131 01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:22,400 Fuck off. 1132 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:26,100 - I’m joking. - The lady studied Anglo-Saxon languages. 1133 01:11:26,233 --> 01:11:27,400 Who are you calling lady? 1134 01:11:28,133 --> 01:11:30,300 What the fuck are you filming? 1135 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:33,033 Film your mother, Don Giuliano will be happy. 1136 01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:34,233 Dad! 1137 01:11:34,366 --> 01:11:36,000 Fioretta, you really are a man. 1138 01:11:36,366 --> 01:11:38,633 (SURPRISED NOISES) 1139 01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:59,233 (PHONE NOTIFICATION) 1140 01:12:14,366 --> 01:12:20,700 (LEO) Let’s meet tomorrow morning at 9:00 where I told you “I love you” nine times. 1141 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,300 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 1142 01:12:37,466 --> 01:12:40,166 ♪ I have no words of love ♪ 1143 01:12:40,766 --> 01:12:43,166 ♪ To tell them to you ♪ 1144 01:12:44,733 --> 01:12:47,366 ♪ And I think without shame ♪ 1145 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:50,700 ♪ I’ll eat the knight and king ♪ 1146 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,300 ♪ And if tonight the ceiling ♪ 1147 01:12:56,066 --> 01:12:58,366 ♪ Talks to me like a friend ♪ 1148 01:12:59,766 --> 01:13:01,766 ♪ I aim straight at it and stay silent ♪ 1149 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:05,766 ♪ In this ancient silence ♪ 1150 01:13:07,233 --> 01:13:09,766 ♪ I wonder where I hid ♪ 1151 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,366 ♪ All my will to do things ♪ 1152 01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:16,766 ♪ I look for it in the usual place ♪ 1153 01:13:18,266 --> 01:13:20,733 ♪ And find words with the sea ♪ 1154 01:13:22,066 --> 01:13:24,400 ♪ After a deep breath ♪ 1155 01:13:25,733 --> 01:13:28,200 ♪ Then I start again, I feel it ♪ 1156 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:32,200 ♪ Because if you hit rock bottom, at least ♪ 1157 01:13:33,133 --> 01:13:36,066 ♪ You drown your torment there ♪ 1158 01:13:51,666 --> 01:13:54,566 ♪ I have no words of love ♪ 1159 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,633 ♪ I dip rhymes in wine ♪ 1160 01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:01,433 ♪ And brush past loves ♪ 1161 01:14:02,733 --> 01:14:05,233 ♪ Like in an Argentine tango ♪ 1162 01:14:06,466 --> 01:14:08,733 ♪ I wonder where I left ♪ 1163 01:14:10,300 --> 01:14:12,466 ♪ My drawings of love ♪ 1164 01:14:14,066 --> 01:14:16,566 ♪ If I am still a child ♪ 1165 01:14:17,633 --> 01:14:20,300 ♪ In that drawing, he is a doctor ♪ 1166 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:24,100 ♪ I could heal you forever ♪ 1167 01:14:25,266 --> 01:14:27,666 ♪ And then see you return ♪ 1168 01:14:28,733 --> 01:14:31,566 ♪ If ifs were a bridge ♪ 1169 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,766 ♪ I’d unite words with the sea ♪ 1170 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,400 ♪ If ifs were a bridge ♪ 1171 01:14:40,466 --> 01:14:43,666 ♪ I’d unite words with the sea ♪ 1172 01:14:44,133 --> 01:14:45,333 You’re really out of breath! 1173 01:14:45,433 --> 01:14:49,033 When you brought me here sixteen years ago, you were much fresher. 1174 01:14:49,633 --> 01:14:50,766 What are you doing here? 1175 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,766 What do you mean, what am I doing here? 1176 01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:58,133 I came because of your little message. You’ve changed, let’s try again! 1177 01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:02,000 Will you marry me again? 1178 01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:10,400 Before you have a heart attack, I’m joking! 1179 01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:14,466 No, me too, I mean, I was just saying yes. 1180 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,466 Yolanda told me everything. Come up, you boiled broad bean. 1181 01:15:18,133 --> 01:15:23,600 Of course, wait, this is where I told you “I love you” nine times. 1182 01:15:23,733 --> 01:15:26,100 No, you said it three times, but there’s an echo here. 1183 01:15:26,766 --> 01:15:29,200 Et voilà! Sporty as ever. 1184 01:15:31,266 --> 01:15:35,066 Just think, Yolanda sent your message to me too, 1185 01:15:35,366 --> 01:15:37,466 but I thought you had made a mistake, 1186 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,433 that you meant to send it to who knows who. 1187 01:15:39,566 --> 01:15:42,400 And so as not to embarrass you, I said nothing. 1188 01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,600 She sent it to you too! 1189 01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:48,000 Because Yolanda would like you to complete yourself 1190 01:15:48,266 --> 01:15:53,000 with Love with a capital L, the beautiful, lasting kind, written in italics. 1191 01:15:53,133 --> 01:15:56,633 - But we know, in love, you... - Yes, I know. 1192 01:15:56,766 --> 01:15:58,400 You’re like my sister! 1193 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:01,400 In love, you’re three at most! You last three years at most! 1194 01:16:01,533 --> 01:16:03,433 Because we live intensely! 1195 01:16:03,566 --> 01:16:07,433 Every year of love for us is like seven! We’re like dogs! 1196 01:16:07,733 --> 01:16:10,700 And besides, Leo, would you have liked this reheated soup? 1197 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,266 You’re right. 1198 01:16:13,766 --> 01:16:15,766 Ribollita included. 1199 01:16:16,733 --> 01:16:21,000 - So? - So, two things. First, 1200 01:16:21,233 --> 01:16:23,300 who is this Forty-eight? 1201 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:27,200 Yolanda told me she seems like a good girl, with kind eyes. 1202 01:16:27,566 --> 01:16:29,033 That’s enough for me. 1203 01:16:29,166 --> 01:16:30,366 Second, 1204 01:16:30,466 --> 01:16:33,200 that message you sent isn’t wrong. You have changed. 1205 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:35,733 I would never have thought 1206 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,300 you could put yourself on the line like that for your daughter. 1207 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,066 - Neither would I. - Really, well done. 1208 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:45,300 - There’s a third thing! - Meaning? 1209 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,766 Change your number! 1210 01:16:48,566 --> 01:16:50,033 Actually, look, 1211 01:16:51,666 --> 01:16:53,066 throw it away! 1212 01:16:54,433 --> 01:16:57,466 - Are you sure? - Yes, throw it, you need to change it anyway. 1213 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,400 Are you sure? 1214 01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:02,466 (SHOUTS) Throw it! 1215 01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:07,000 (ECHO) Throw it! 1216 01:17:10,066 --> 01:17:13,433 - We made a masterpiece with Yolanda. - Totally! 1217 01:17:13,766 --> 01:17:18,066 And we didn’t lose dialogue as parents, which is fundamental. 1218 01:17:20,366 --> 01:17:22,000 (WATER LAPPING) 1219 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,600 (LEO) Dear readers of Wi-Fi-Web-Online, 1220 01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:36,233 this is my last article on the subject, 1221 01:17:36,366 --> 01:17:40,000 then I’ll go back to writing about basketball for another publication. 1222 01:17:40,366 --> 01:17:44,400 So, to say goodbye, today I’m taking the liberty of telling you about an app 1223 01:17:44,533 --> 01:17:48,366 that cannot be downloaded but comes with the human body. 1224 01:17:48,466 --> 01:17:50,400 The application of the heart. 1225 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,233 After testing it for a long time, 1226 01:17:52,366 --> 01:17:55,333 I believe I have identified the main system errors 1227 01:17:55,433 --> 01:17:59,433 that force a couple to uninstall it and pull the plug. 1228 01:17:59,566 --> 01:18:01,233 First of all, the boredom bug: 1229 01:18:01,366 --> 01:18:04,466 always visiting the same pages, pizza from a cardboard box, 1230 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:09,333 weekends in slippers, the system doesn’t update and becomes fit for the trash. 1231 01:18:09,633 --> 01:18:14,266 Then there is the hardware of incompatibility, system quarrelsomeness, 1232 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:19,100 add two twins who speak backwards, and there you have it. 1233 01:18:19,300 --> 01:18:21,566 The third problem is the jealousy virus. 1234 01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:25,533 It gets inside and never leaves, even years later. 1235 01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:27,033 Once it is in circulation, 1236 01:18:27,166 --> 01:18:31,366 it corrupts all the memory, and there is no antivirus that can fight it. 1237 01:18:31,466 --> 01:18:32,666 (LEO) Right! 1238 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:37,266 Even distant betrayals from high school you will never forgive. 1239 01:18:37,633 --> 01:18:40,400 Finally, the fourth problem in love applications 1240 01:18:40,533 --> 01:18:42,500 is the software of change. 1241 01:18:42,633 --> 01:18:46,133 Technology never stops, it is constantly evolving, 1242 01:18:46,266 --> 01:18:49,066 new devices make women the same as men 1243 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,600 and men the same as women. 1244 01:18:50,733 --> 01:18:55,033 If you don’t adapt to change, the user is cut off. 1245 01:18:55,166 --> 01:18:58,400 And maybe even gets punched in the eye. 1246 01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:00,333 The solution to all these problems? 1247 01:19:00,433 --> 01:19:04,100 Try turning it off and on again, 1248 01:19:04,233 --> 01:19:07,566 as our parents used to do, at least try. 1249 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:09,600 And if the problem persists... 1250 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,600 And if the problem persists? 1251 01:19:11,733 --> 01:19:15,500 Call a new technician and get together directly with him! 1252 01:19:15,633 --> 01:19:18,700 Enough with all these applications, enough, come on, let’s go. 1253 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,533 Let’s go back to the old ways, when you’d roll down the window, 1254 01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:24,266 “Miss, where is Piazza Mazzini?” 1255 01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:28,766 People met that way too, people got married because they asked for directions! 1256 01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:32,533 Exactly! I met Marcello del Prà that way too! 1257 01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:34,700 There it is, who the fuck is Marcello del Prà? 1258 01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:36,733 He’s your daughter’s tennis coach. 1259 01:19:37,366 --> 01:19:40,766 That’s who he was, I didn’t sleep for two nights! 1260 01:19:51,466 --> 01:19:53,400 I’m the coach! 1261 01:19:53,533 --> 01:19:55,400 Hi, how’s it going? Everything okay? 1262 01:19:55,533 --> 01:19:57,300 - So, you came. - Yes. 1263 01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:00,333 Maybe this isn’t the right moment, but I ran here to tell you. 1264 01:20:00,433 --> 01:20:02,633 First of all, forgive me 1265 01:20:02,766 --> 01:20:05,433 for what happened there at the restaurant. 1266 01:20:06,733 --> 01:20:10,400 I came because I feel that I have the pods. 1267 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,433 I’m ready. Let’s go. 1268 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,533 Dad, what are you talking about? 1269 01:20:15,133 --> 01:20:17,300 Where are we going? And strangely enough, I’m winning today too. 1270 01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:19,566 What do you care about tennis? 1271 01:20:19,633 --> 01:20:23,133 Let’s be honest, you never cared about it. Too competitive. 1272 01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:25,766 - And where are we going? - Where are we going... 1273 01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:30,166 I’ve changed, let’s try again! Take your bag. 1274 01:20:41,300 --> 01:20:43,500 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1275 01:21:01,333 --> 01:21:02,766 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 1276 01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:06,733 Sorry, I thought I’d turned it off, I’ll turn it off right away. 1277 01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:09,333 Hello, Ginora, tell me quickly! 1278 01:21:09,433 --> 01:21:12,466 Twenty-one! Are you that all-white plane? 1279 01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:14,466 Yes, the white one, the white one. 1280 01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:17,600 The big hatch is about to open and we’ll jump out, you can’t miss us! 1281 01:21:17,733 --> 01:21:19,266 Okay, I’m ready, 1282 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:22,433 but come down slowly, otherwise the photos will be blurry! 1283 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:25,333 Yes, all right, okay! Bye! 1284 01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:26,600 Sorry, I’m turning everything off. 1285 01:21:34,166 --> 01:21:36,600 You don’t call her Forty-eight anymore! 1286 01:21:37,266 --> 01:21:39,266 I told you, I’ve changed! 1287 01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:41,533 I’ve thought about you too. 1288 01:21:42,133 --> 01:21:45,433 I no longer see you as a seven-year-old girl. 1289 01:21:45,566 --> 01:21:49,233 - Are you sure? - Yes, I’m sure. 1290 01:21:49,533 --> 01:21:51,333 (PILOT) Okay, here we are. 1291 01:21:51,433 --> 01:21:53,666 Guys, let’s hook up, we’re ready. 1292 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,133 As we said, Yolanda with me and you with him. 1293 01:21:59,466 --> 01:22:02,200 All right, we jump as soon as we’re over Monte Gavino! 1294 01:22:12,433 --> 01:22:14,266 (YOLANDA, IN A CHILDLIKE VOICE) Ready? 1295 01:22:16,266 --> 01:22:17,400 Yes. 1296 01:22:18,133 --> 01:22:19,166 Ready. 1297 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:30,433 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)